decided to write my story anyways.. saturday nights are becoming increasingly boring due to lack of premiership action.. one of my many mottos is "saturday night is football night" so its a gd thing the EPL season starts in exactly 2 weeks:)
and i see that chris left a tag! in case you don't know, chris chee is my best friend from primary school (along with charles, gang yi, gareth, etc... etc...) and was my partner in pri6:) had lots of fun together, right, pal? haha. yup, anws, the story contines here...
Chapter 7
“I like to move it, move it! You like to move it, move it! I like to move it, move it! We like to… MOVE IT!”
Our heroes had found themselves in the rainforests of Mathagascar. Behind the cover of the trees, they watched quietly as the lemurs held their nightly festival of songs and dance.
“These singing dancing monkey things are starting to freak me out… just a little bit.” Evidently, Tubby did not like the singing dancing lemurs of Mathagascar. I mean, wouldn’t it freak you out too to see a bunch of furry creatures singing and dancing to the tune of “I like to move it”?
Barney and Friends were in Mathagascar in the hope finding the world’s most fearsome fighting team, heroes in a half shell and they were green. When the evil Shredder attacked, those turtle boys did not cut him any slack… The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles! They decided to go out to meet the lemurs.
“Hey, does anyone of you know where we can find the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?” asked Barney.
The lemurs gasped in disbelief at the sudden arrival of the five big behemoths (a purple dinosaur, a squirrel, a turtle, a cow and a pig) which had just interrupted their festival of songs and dance.
“You wish to see the New York Giants?” the King of the lemurs asked.
“Yes, take me to your leader.” Barney replied.
“Right this way… All hail the New York Giants!”
Chapter 8
“Cowabunga, dudes! It’s pizza time!”
“Aw, Mikey! Not pizza again! That’s the seventh time this week!”
“Cut him some slack, Raph. At least it’s pepperoni today.”
“May I remind you, Leo, we’ve had pepperoni three times in the last five days!”
“Well, Donny, at least it’s better than that gummy bear thing he gave us yesterday.”
“Patience! My sons, be thankful for what we have, for on this low-class island, it is hard to find a decent meal, save the sticks and stones found on the forest floors and the occasional fried singing dancing lemur with mud.”
“Yes, Master Splinter…”
The turtles and Master Splinter were in the sewers of Mathagascar (they had dug an underground home for themselves in the rainforests), and it was pizza time…
Suddenly, a knock came on the door and the King of the Lemurs stood in front of them.
“My lords, there are some people who want to see you.”
“Visitors? Alright, let them in.”…
“A prophecy? About me?” Barney could not believe his ears.
“Yes, you are Barney the purple dinosaur, are you not?”
Master Splinter was telling our heroes about the prophecy made long ago…
“Barney, you're a boy, make a big noise, playing in the street, gonna be a big man some day. You got mud on your face, you big disgrace, kicking your can all over the place. He will, he will rock you. He will, he will rock you. Barney, you're a young man, hard man, shouting in the street, gonna take on the world some day. You got blood on your face, you big disgrace, waving your banner all over the place. He will, he will rock you. Sing it. He will, he will rock you.”
“So, I’m the chosen one? I have to save the world and become a big hero?”
“I didn’t say that, but that sounds like a great plan anyways!”
Barney had not thought that when he left his tidbit house that day he would be embarking on a life-threatening journey that would threaten his life. But the prophecy clearly stated that he was ‘gonna take on the world some day’.
Master Splinter had more to say, “Is this more than you bargained for yet? I've been dying to tell you anything you want to hear, cause that's just who I am this week. Lie in the grass, next to the mausoleum, I'm just a notch in your bedpost, but you're just a line in a song. Drop a heart, break a name, we're always sleeping in, and sleeping for the wrong team. We're going down, down in an earlier round and Sugar, we're going down swinging. I'll be your number one with a bullet, a loaded gun complex, cock it and pull it. We're going down, down in an earlier round and Sugar, we're going down swinging. I'll be your number one with a bullet, a loaded gun complex, cock it and pull it.”
It looked like Master Splinter was an avid Fall Out Boy fan. And you thought those lemurs freaked you out…
Chapter 9
Meanwhile, Doctor Doomlittle was carrying out the second part of his ingenious plan.
“I will assemble a team of clones and get together some of the world’s greatest villains to help me take over the world! Now that I have the Shredder on my side too, we will be a hard team to beat!”
“Doctor Doomlittle, it is my pleasure to wreck havoc on all those who do not expect it. You see, I like to take cheap shots and get away with them.”
“Good, Shredder, good! That’s the kind of attitude I like to see in my team of evil villains!”
Evil laughter filled the cave.
“Master, I wish to go along to help in the quest for the Eye of the Stone!”
“Hold up, Leo, if you’re going, we’re all going!” Donatello interrupted.
“But wait, if all of you go, who’s going to look after me? I’m just an old rat now and I need someone to give me a daily foot massage.”
“I think I’m gonna barf…” Michelangelo whispered.
“But, Master, this is our destiny! This is the reason that radioactive substance fell on us and turned us into freaks! If we stay here we have nothing to do all day except listen to those crazy singing and dancing monkey-wannabes! Please let us go!” Leonardo pleaded.
Master Splinter thought long and hard…
“Master Splinter! Wake up!”
He had fallen asleep while thinking long and hard. (That kind of happens when you get old)
“So can we go? Or are we gonna sit around here all day while you catch your ugly sleep?” Raphael was cool but rude and Michelangelo was a party dude.
“Ok, ok… you boys can go. But remember… well, when you go, don’t ever think I’ll make you try to stay, and maybe when you get back, I’ll be off to find another way. And after all this time that you still owe, you’re still a good-for-nothing I don’t know. So take your gloves and get out, better get out, while you can. But when you go, would you even turn to say, ‘I don’t love you, like I did yesterday.”
Evidently, Master Splinter was an avid My Chemical Romance fan too. Apparently, he liked listening to emo rock bands. That’s pretty weird for a rat his age don’t you think? And how do they listen to all that music on the deserted island of Mathagascar anyways? And weren’t the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles from New York? How did they end up in Mathagascar? All those questions, and more, will not be answered. After all, as the saying goes, that’s another story…
to be continued...
Saturday, 28 July 2007
Friday, 27 July 2007
hello
well, u will have to wait a while for my next continuation of my story cos i'll only write it when i have nothing better to do (meaning in class during lessons) today didnt write cos we had founders day mass and then english mock exam and no lessons!:)
cos my parents not in s'pore til sunday so had to go sch early on me own. left me house at 5.30 and reached school at abt 6.20 and i was like the 2nd guy to reach haha. cos i like to reach early:) then in the end had to go do some big business (Gasboy strikes again) haha. in the end go to class also 7am liao. the english mock exam was only on paper 1. should do ok. u see, i always play on emotion haha. write those kind of sad story that makes ppl feel.. er.. sad. today wrote abt having a brother who died. that time i wrote abt my dad dying. always make sure someone close to u dies. (tips from a guy who always does reasonably well for english;)
anws yesterday got back all our NAPFA results.. got all A's and a full 30pts for the second yr in a row. i dont mean to brag, but i must say that i am absolutely gutted with my results this yr.. super disappointed with myself.. my situps and 2.4km run are worse than last yr's results. and these are actually my 2 best items (besides sit n reach and pull-ups) shuttle run actually not very gd but this yr suddenly like quite fast haha. (if 9.1 seconds is considered fast lah..) standing broad jump is actually my worse station, but i've still gotten A for it for this yr n last yr lah lol..
anws its 8.22pm now! means the Asia Trophy Final is starting in 3minutes!!! Liverpool vs Portsmouth! lol.. GO LIVERPOOL!!!
YOU'LL NEVER WALK ALONE
cos my parents not in s'pore til sunday so had to go sch early on me own. left me house at 5.30 and reached school at abt 6.20 and i was like the 2nd guy to reach haha. cos i like to reach early:) then in the end had to go do some big business (Gasboy strikes again) haha. in the end go to class also 7am liao. the english mock exam was only on paper 1. should do ok. u see, i always play on emotion haha. write those kind of sad story that makes ppl feel.. er.. sad. today wrote abt having a brother who died. that time i wrote abt my dad dying. always make sure someone close to u dies. (tips from a guy who always does reasonably well for english;)
anws yesterday got back all our NAPFA results.. got all A's and a full 30pts for the second yr in a row. i dont mean to brag, but i must say that i am absolutely gutted with my results this yr.. super disappointed with myself.. my situps and 2.4km run are worse than last yr's results. and these are actually my 2 best items (besides sit n reach and pull-ups) shuttle run actually not very gd but this yr suddenly like quite fast haha. (if 9.1 seconds is considered fast lah..) standing broad jump is actually my worse station, but i've still gotten A for it for this yr n last yr lah lol..
anws its 8.22pm now! means the Asia Trophy Final is starting in 3minutes!!! Liverpool vs Portsmouth! lol.. GO LIVERPOOL!!!
YOU'LL NEVER WALK ALONE
Thursday, 26 July 2007
the story continues...
Chapter 4
Doctor Doggy Doomlittle made the final adjustments to his Doominator. It was big. It was scary. It had a waistline the size of Russia. Its doggy head had built-in voice transmissions which would make snide comments at whoever it terrorized.
“Ah, yes! The Doominator! My greatest invention yet! It will destroy anything with its rude remarks, blaster cannons and it is indestructible! The only way it can be stopped is by using the Eye of the Stone which has been lost for a hundred years! Nothing will stand in my way!”
“Great plan, boss! You’re a genius!”
“Shut up, Pinky! I don’t want you to interrupt my triumphant speeches that are meant to annoy people ever again!”
“Sorry, boss!”
“Thanks for letting us in.” Barney said.
“It’s no problem. We welcome visitors to our humble home anytime.” said Mama Bear.
Our six heroes were in the house of the three bears, Papa, Mama and Baby Bear. Eyesland was cold throughout the year. The fire in the furnace was cackling in the soft still night.
“So, can you take us to see…her?” asked Wally.
“Aye, that’d be why you’re here, ain’t it?” replied Papa Bear.
“I have a bad feeling about this… I feel a disturbance in the Force.” said Tubby.
Papa Bear had been a sailor out at sea in his younger years and so he always enjoyed telling scary tales to wandering travelers, just to freak them out.
“Argh, back in the old days when I was part of the crew that sailed the Dying Fudgeman, Goldilocks was a normal lassie, with bright golden hair that glistened in the sun. She was to be wed to the captain of the ship, Captain Lazy Stones! Never did like working much, Captain Stones, just lazed in his cabin all day long. One day, Goldilocks got cursed by an evil sea witch… she would age at a frightful rate, but she would never die. And Captain Stones was too lazy to find the way to lift the curse. She dumped him, of course. He’s dead now. Dear old Captain Stones…”
Papa Bear took in a deep breath and a tear trickled down his furry face. A long awkward silence filled the room.
“So… what about Goldilocks now?” asked Cooty.
“Aye, after she dumped him, Captain Stones made her walk the plank, see. Never saw her again until ten years later, after I had stopped sailing the briny blue and was back here. One fine day, while waiting for our porridge to cool, we took a walk and when we came back, we found her sleeping on Baby Bear’s bed.”
“She scares me, Papa!” wailed Baby Bear.
“Argh, keep your whining to yourself! … So we let her stay in said cozy house. She’s on the top floor, first room on the right, waiting for true love and true love’s first kiss. Bah!” Papa Bear let out a hearty guffaw. Apparently, he did not believe in that kind of stuff that only happens in fairy tales.
“Let’s pay her a visit then.” said Barney.
Chapter 5
Locks of grey hair hanged from Goldilocks’ head (that was why sometimes she was referred to as Greydilocks). She looked at them with bloodshot eyes (she had been crying), struggled to memorize the way it felt to have enormous thighs (she had slimmed down a lot since her depression of becoming old had made her lose her appetite) and the pressure that made her cry (she had once been tipped to win the Eyesland Beauty Pageant hands down before she was cursed).
To cut a long story short, she told them how to get to Mathagascar, the next stop on their journey.
“Your real adventure starts here,” she told them. “On the way to Mathagascar, you will face many dangers and maybe even booby traps! From now till you find the Eye of the Stone, some of you will die… There is an even greater evil brewing, one that only the Eye of the Stone can stop…”
“Abiliabliablibaabli… you didn't say that some of us would die, Nutty!” squealed Porky.
“Hmm… Sorry, mate. Must have slipped me tongue.” replied Nutty.
“Well, we can’t stop now,” Barney interjected. “We have to stop this evil thing!”
“I agree. May the Force be with us all...” said Tubby.
It was their lives. It was now or never. They were not going to live forever. They just wanted to live their lives alive. It was their lives…
The Doominator destroyed everything in its path. People ran around screaming for help.
“Take that, short stuff!” The Doominator said to the short man it had just blasted.
“Yes! Feel my evil fury!” Doctor Doomlittle laughed. “I’m coming out so you better get this party started!”
Chapter 6
“There’s too many of them!”
Barney and Friends were surrounded by a pack of Munchkins, trapped with nowhere to go. The little critters snarled and bared their teeth as they knew the kill was near. It looked like the end for our heroes. But the story is only six chapters long now, so to let them die just like that would be a real let-down. And the writer of this story does not like to disappoint his readers… So…
Suddenly, a bright light shone from above and a phantom appeared in front of them.
“Barney and Friends, be thankful for the writer’s creative imagination, for you will receive special powers to aid you in your quest! Barney, you will be given wings and fire breath. Nutty, you will have super speed, agility and a nut blaster. Porky, you will be given the ability of a marksman and a machine gun with unlimited bullets. Tubby, you will receive a lightsaber. Cooty, super strength! And Wally, you will be able to stretch your body as long as... er… whatever that is really long but I can’t think of anything now as my vocabulary is limited. Good luck!”
And with that, the phantom disappeared with a flash.
Now, with their ultra super powers, Barney, Nutty and Friends have dedicated their lives to fighting crime and the forces of evil!
Barney flew up into the sky and blasted some Munchkins with his fire breath.
When he was a young dinosaur, his father took him into the city to see a marching band. He said, "Son, when you grow up, would you be the savior of the broken, the beaten and the damned? Will you defeat them, your demons, and all the non-believers, the plans that they have made? Because one day I'll leave you a phantom to lead you in the summer to join the Black Parade."
Sometimes Barney had the feeling she was watching over him, and other times he felt like he should go, but through it all, the rise and fall, the bodies in the streets, and when we are gone he will want us all to know he will carry on.
Soon, the Munchkins and our friends were locked in a battle of epic proportions. Suddenly, one of the Munchkins took a swipe at Wally’s face. Wally was down, and all the Munchkins jumped on him and bit him with their teeth.
“No, Wally!”
With his power of the Force, Tubby threw the Munchkins off Wally and sliced them with his lightsaber. Barney burned the rest with his fire breath and Porky blasted them with his machine guns. The Munchkins were defeated, but it was already too late…
“Wally, speak to me!” Nutty pleaded. Wally looked up and with his final breath, he spoke these famous last words…
“I am not afraid to keep believing, I am not afraid to walk this world alone. Honey, if you stay I'll be forgiven, nothing you can say can stop me going home...”
They had lost a friend, a comrade, but in this farewell, there was no blood, there was no alibi, because they had drawn regret from the truth of a thousand lies. So let mercy come and wash away what they had done. They will face themselves to cross out what they had become, erase themselves to let go of what they had done…
And they will, they will rock you…
to be continued...
please tag to give comments, feedback and suggestions! thanks:)
Doctor Doggy Doomlittle made the final adjustments to his Doominator. It was big. It was scary. It had a waistline the size of Russia. Its doggy head had built-in voice transmissions which would make snide comments at whoever it terrorized.
“Ah, yes! The Doominator! My greatest invention yet! It will destroy anything with its rude remarks, blaster cannons and it is indestructible! The only way it can be stopped is by using the Eye of the Stone which has been lost for a hundred years! Nothing will stand in my way!”
“Great plan, boss! You’re a genius!”
“Shut up, Pinky! I don’t want you to interrupt my triumphant speeches that are meant to annoy people ever again!”
“Sorry, boss!”
“Thanks for letting us in.” Barney said.
“It’s no problem. We welcome visitors to our humble home anytime.” said Mama Bear.
Our six heroes were in the house of the three bears, Papa, Mama and Baby Bear. Eyesland was cold throughout the year. The fire in the furnace was cackling in the soft still night.
“So, can you take us to see…her?” asked Wally.
“Aye, that’d be why you’re here, ain’t it?” replied Papa Bear.
“I have a bad feeling about this… I feel a disturbance in the Force.” said Tubby.
Papa Bear had been a sailor out at sea in his younger years and so he always enjoyed telling scary tales to wandering travelers, just to freak them out.
“Argh, back in the old days when I was part of the crew that sailed the Dying Fudgeman, Goldilocks was a normal lassie, with bright golden hair that glistened in the sun. She was to be wed to the captain of the ship, Captain Lazy Stones! Never did like working much, Captain Stones, just lazed in his cabin all day long. One day, Goldilocks got cursed by an evil sea witch… she would age at a frightful rate, but she would never die. And Captain Stones was too lazy to find the way to lift the curse. She dumped him, of course. He’s dead now. Dear old Captain Stones…”
Papa Bear took in a deep breath and a tear trickled down his furry face. A long awkward silence filled the room.
“So… what about Goldilocks now?” asked Cooty.
“Aye, after she dumped him, Captain Stones made her walk the plank, see. Never saw her again until ten years later, after I had stopped sailing the briny blue and was back here. One fine day, while waiting for our porridge to cool, we took a walk and when we came back, we found her sleeping on Baby Bear’s bed.”
“She scares me, Papa!” wailed Baby Bear.
“Argh, keep your whining to yourself! … So we let her stay in said cozy house. She’s on the top floor, first room on the right, waiting for true love and true love’s first kiss. Bah!” Papa Bear let out a hearty guffaw. Apparently, he did not believe in that kind of stuff that only happens in fairy tales.
“Let’s pay her a visit then.” said Barney.
Chapter 5
Locks of grey hair hanged from Goldilocks’ head (that was why sometimes she was referred to as Greydilocks). She looked at them with bloodshot eyes (she had been crying), struggled to memorize the way it felt to have enormous thighs (she had slimmed down a lot since her depression of becoming old had made her lose her appetite) and the pressure that made her cry (she had once been tipped to win the Eyesland Beauty Pageant hands down before she was cursed).
To cut a long story short, she told them how to get to Mathagascar, the next stop on their journey.
“Your real adventure starts here,” she told them. “On the way to Mathagascar, you will face many dangers and maybe even booby traps! From now till you find the Eye of the Stone, some of you will die… There is an even greater evil brewing, one that only the Eye of the Stone can stop…”
“Abiliabliablibaabli… you didn't say that some of us would die, Nutty!” squealed Porky.
“Hmm… Sorry, mate. Must have slipped me tongue.” replied Nutty.
“Well, we can’t stop now,” Barney interjected. “We have to stop this evil thing!”
“I agree. May the Force be with us all...” said Tubby.
It was their lives. It was now or never. They were not going to live forever. They just wanted to live their lives alive. It was their lives…
The Doominator destroyed everything in its path. People ran around screaming for help.
“Take that, short stuff!” The Doominator said to the short man it had just blasted.
“Yes! Feel my evil fury!” Doctor Doomlittle laughed. “I’m coming out so you better get this party started!”
Chapter 6
“There’s too many of them!”
Barney and Friends were surrounded by a pack of Munchkins, trapped with nowhere to go. The little critters snarled and bared their teeth as they knew the kill was near. It looked like the end for our heroes. But the story is only six chapters long now, so to let them die just like that would be a real let-down. And the writer of this story does not like to disappoint his readers… So…
Suddenly, a bright light shone from above and a phantom appeared in front of them.
“Barney and Friends, be thankful for the writer’s creative imagination, for you will receive special powers to aid you in your quest! Barney, you will be given wings and fire breath. Nutty, you will have super speed, agility and a nut blaster. Porky, you will be given the ability of a marksman and a machine gun with unlimited bullets. Tubby, you will receive a lightsaber. Cooty, super strength! And Wally, you will be able to stretch your body as long as... er… whatever that is really long but I can’t think of anything now as my vocabulary is limited. Good luck!”
And with that, the phantom disappeared with a flash.
Now, with their ultra super powers, Barney, Nutty and Friends have dedicated their lives to fighting crime and the forces of evil!
Barney flew up into the sky and blasted some Munchkins with his fire breath.
When he was a young dinosaur, his father took him into the city to see a marching band. He said, "Son, when you grow up, would you be the savior of the broken, the beaten and the damned? Will you defeat them, your demons, and all the non-believers, the plans that they have made? Because one day I'll leave you a phantom to lead you in the summer to join the Black Parade."
Sometimes Barney had the feeling she was watching over him, and other times he felt like he should go, but through it all, the rise and fall, the bodies in the streets, and when we are gone he will want us all to know he will carry on.
Soon, the Munchkins and our friends were locked in a battle of epic proportions. Suddenly, one of the Munchkins took a swipe at Wally’s face. Wally was down, and all the Munchkins jumped on him and bit him with their teeth.
“No, Wally!”
With his power of the Force, Tubby threw the Munchkins off Wally and sliced them with his lightsaber. Barney burned the rest with his fire breath and Porky blasted them with his machine guns. The Munchkins were defeated, but it was already too late…
“Wally, speak to me!” Nutty pleaded. Wally looked up and with his final breath, he spoke these famous last words…
“I am not afraid to keep believing, I am not afraid to walk this world alone. Honey, if you stay I'll be forgiven, nothing you can say can stop me going home...”
They had lost a friend, a comrade, but in this farewell, there was no blood, there was no alibi, because they had drawn regret from the truth of a thousand lies. So let mercy come and wash away what they had done. They will face themselves to cross out what they had become, erase themselves to let go of what they had done…
And they will, they will rock you…
to be continued...
please tag to give comments, feedback and suggestions! thanks:)
hey all
to those of u who already know abt that story thing which i wrote, please note that from now on it will be posted on this blog and not the other one which i share with my friends.. i would like all to note that any resemblance with those characters and other real ones is most probably NOT a coincidence but that it is purely for the pleasure and enjoyment of all who appreciate my work. this story is meant to be a modification of various other real stories and sort of a spoof of the real work. though the plot IS original. i would also like to thank renyi for giving me ideas in class (mainly during physics lol) and so i have agreed that if this story sells i will give him 30% of me plunder (and maybe throw in a nice hat, a big one!) and CRYSIz for giving me good reviews and encouragements. may i present to u... "The Quest for the Eye of the Stone: they had nothing better to do, so they saved the world"!
Chapter 1
All was well in the Land of Wrok. Barney the Dinosaur looked on as the seagulls flew over his house made of chocolate, candy, biscuits, and every sweet thing your tastebuds could ever have had the pleasure of tasting. He took a sip of milo from his chocolate cup and a bite from his plate made of biscuit. This was the life, he told himself.
Suddenly, there was a knock on his candy door. "Hi Nutty!" Nutty the squirrel was chewing on his hazelnut doorknob. "Oh, hi Barney! Sorry, couldn't resist, mate!" Barney's doorknob was now reduced to the size of a peanut. "It's ok. What's the use of a house made of delicious tidbits if you don't eat them?"
After eating a chocolate chair and devouring the candy couch, Nutty told Barney all about the quest for the Eye of the Stone. A task so lame and boring that nobody has ever had the interest or attention span to complete. Barney was a dinosaur with an incredibly huge imagination, he knew his ABC's and 123's back to front, a dinosaur sensation. Naturally, he was able to listen to Nutty's explanation of the quest for the Eye of the Stone without even yawning once, and since Barney and Nutty were out of a job after having been fired from the Krusty Krab, (they could never have held their breath underwater long enough anyway) they had all the time in the world to go on any adventure that might last a week. "Let's do it!" Barney exclaimed with enthusiasm.
Chapter 2
The climb up Monotonous Mountain was a draggy one. "Are we there yet?" asked Porky the Pig. Barney and Nutty had assembled their very own team of adventurers to complete the quest for the Eye of the Stone. All who were up for any task that was made to lull a person's senses to a deep sleep since it was so boring and unexciting. All who were brave men (except for Cooty the Cow, she was a girl, i mean, a female cow, but cows are females anyway, so she was a cow, which also meant she was a girl) and all who had nothing better to do on that particular afternoon. There was also Tubby the tortoise (he was a distant cousin of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and he knew the ways of the Force) and Wally the Worm (he was just feeling bored and thought a little exercise might do his body good). "We've got a couple of thousand miles to go before we reach Deadman's Cave." replied Nutty. Deadman's Cave was the cave right at the peak of Monotonous Mountain where many men had died in, due to the tremendous boredom that came with climbing Monotonous Mountain and their brain cells had disfunctioned on the way up, which caused them to become too stupid to remember the way down, so unfortunately they had perished in the cave.
Fortunately for our group of friends, this only happened to people with brains.
Soon enough, they had reached Deadman's cave. It was empty, except for the bones of the many men who had died in it. Barney went to the back of the cave and saw a button. It was red. He decided to push the button. A teleporter opened on the cave wall. "We've found it!" exclaimed Nutty. "The Port of Dickson!"
Meanwhile, in his secret liar, the Land of Wrok's most evil, scheming, meanest villian was hatching yet another plan to take over the world. Doctor Doggy Doomlittle sat in his kennel and chewed on a rubber toy bone. "This will be my greatest plan to take over the world yet! And nothing can stop it except the Eye of the Stone!" An evil emo laughter filled the secret liar. The fat dog was indeed a happy one...
Chapter 3
"Who would have thought the Port of Dickson would transport us to Hopswatch, the land of hip-hop and watches?" asked Tubby. "Whoever he is, he definetely needs to rethink his career choice." drawled Wally. "Looks like our next step is to find Herby Putter to ask him for the map which will lead us to Eyesland, where the Eye of the Stone was last seen a hundred years ago."
Herby Putter was playing golf on the Hopswatch golf course. His forehead showed a mark which had been left on him while he was a baby, by Doctor Doomlittle. It was round, and the shape of a golfball. "13 years ago, Doctor Doomlittle had been an exciting prospect for the game of golf, but he had shot a ball that hit a baby by the name of Herby Putter in the head, and was banned from the game forever... His longtime rival, Tiger Woods is now the world no.1, and for that reason he has become the evil villian we all know today." explained Nutty to the others.
After much debate and discussion, Herby Putter agreed to hand over the map to Eyesland to the six explorers. They compromised that they would buy him a new Rolex watch and a hip-hop CD in exchange for the map as Herby had lost all his money when he made a bad putt and lost the Hopswatch Golf Tournament, which he had bet all his money on for himself to win.
After choosing which Rolex watch would look cool on Herby while he was dancing to his new hip-hop CD, our six heroes were on their way to Eyesland!
to be continued...
Chapter 1
All was well in the Land of Wrok. Barney the Dinosaur looked on as the seagulls flew over his house made of chocolate, candy, biscuits, and every sweet thing your tastebuds could ever have had the pleasure of tasting. He took a sip of milo from his chocolate cup and a bite from his plate made of biscuit. This was the life, he told himself.
Suddenly, there was a knock on his candy door. "Hi Nutty!" Nutty the squirrel was chewing on his hazelnut doorknob. "Oh, hi Barney! Sorry, couldn't resist, mate!" Barney's doorknob was now reduced to the size of a peanut. "It's ok. What's the use of a house made of delicious tidbits if you don't eat them?"
After eating a chocolate chair and devouring the candy couch, Nutty told Barney all about the quest for the Eye of the Stone. A task so lame and boring that nobody has ever had the interest or attention span to complete. Barney was a dinosaur with an incredibly huge imagination, he knew his ABC's and 123's back to front, a dinosaur sensation. Naturally, he was able to listen to Nutty's explanation of the quest for the Eye of the Stone without even yawning once, and since Barney and Nutty were out of a job after having been fired from the Krusty Krab, (they could never have held their breath underwater long enough anyway) they had all the time in the world to go on any adventure that might last a week. "Let's do it!" Barney exclaimed with enthusiasm.
Chapter 2
The climb up Monotonous Mountain was a draggy one. "Are we there yet?" asked Porky the Pig. Barney and Nutty had assembled their very own team of adventurers to complete the quest for the Eye of the Stone. All who were up for any task that was made to lull a person's senses to a deep sleep since it was so boring and unexciting. All who were brave men (except for Cooty the Cow, she was a girl, i mean, a female cow, but cows are females anyway, so she was a cow, which also meant she was a girl) and all who had nothing better to do on that particular afternoon. There was also Tubby the tortoise (he was a distant cousin of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and he knew the ways of the Force) and Wally the Worm (he was just feeling bored and thought a little exercise might do his body good). "We've got a couple of thousand miles to go before we reach Deadman's Cave." replied Nutty. Deadman's Cave was the cave right at the peak of Monotonous Mountain where many men had died in, due to the tremendous boredom that came with climbing Monotonous Mountain and their brain cells had disfunctioned on the way up, which caused them to become too stupid to remember the way down, so unfortunately they had perished in the cave.
Fortunately for our group of friends, this only happened to people with brains.
Soon enough, they had reached Deadman's cave. It was empty, except for the bones of the many men who had died in it. Barney went to the back of the cave and saw a button. It was red. He decided to push the button. A teleporter opened on the cave wall. "We've found it!" exclaimed Nutty. "The Port of Dickson!"
Meanwhile, in his secret liar, the Land of Wrok's most evil, scheming, meanest villian was hatching yet another plan to take over the world. Doctor Doggy Doomlittle sat in his kennel and chewed on a rubber toy bone. "This will be my greatest plan to take over the world yet! And nothing can stop it except the Eye of the Stone!" An evil emo laughter filled the secret liar. The fat dog was indeed a happy one...
Chapter 3
"Who would have thought the Port of Dickson would transport us to Hopswatch, the land of hip-hop and watches?" asked Tubby. "Whoever he is, he definetely needs to rethink his career choice." drawled Wally. "Looks like our next step is to find Herby Putter to ask him for the map which will lead us to Eyesland, where the Eye of the Stone was last seen a hundred years ago."
Herby Putter was playing golf on the Hopswatch golf course. His forehead showed a mark which had been left on him while he was a baby, by Doctor Doomlittle. It was round, and the shape of a golfball. "13 years ago, Doctor Doomlittle had been an exciting prospect for the game of golf, but he had shot a ball that hit a baby by the name of Herby Putter in the head, and was banned from the game forever... His longtime rival, Tiger Woods is now the world no.1, and for that reason he has become the evil villian we all know today." explained Nutty to the others.
After much debate and discussion, Herby Putter agreed to hand over the map to Eyesland to the six explorers. They compromised that they would buy him a new Rolex watch and a hip-hop CD in exchange for the map as Herby had lost all his money when he made a bad putt and lost the Hopswatch Golf Tournament, which he had bet all his money on for himself to win.
After choosing which Rolex watch would look cool on Herby while he was dancing to his new hip-hop CD, our six heroes were on their way to Eyesland!
to be continued...
Wednesday, 25 July 2007
Go The Distance
I have often dreamed of a far off place
Where a hero's welcome will be waiting for me
Where the crowds will cheer when they see my face
And a voice keeps saying this is where I'm meant to be
I'll be there someday, I can go the distance
I will find my way if I can be strong
I know every mile will be worth my while
When I go the distance I'll be right where I belong
Down an unknown road to embrace my fate
Though that road may wander, it will lead me to you
And a thousand years would be worth the wait
It might take a lifetime, but somehow I'll see it through
And I won't look back, I can go the distance
And I'll stay on track, no, I won't accept defeat
It's an uphill slope, but I won't lose hope
Till I go the distance and my journey is complete
But to look beyond the glory is the hardest part
A hero's strength is measured by his heart
(then comes the face-melting, gut-busting guitar solo!! whooooo!!!)
Like a shooting star, I will go the distance
I will search the world, I will face its harms
I don't care how far, I can go the distance
Till I find my hero's welcome, waiting in your arms
I will search the world, I will face its harms
Till I find my hero's welcome, waiting in your arms...
inspirational lyrics from "Go The Distance" by Michael Bolton (OST- Disney's "Hercules")
for all those out there who need encouragement and motivation haha:)
but of course, we run the race to obtain a prize that will last..
1Corinthians 9:25 - "Everyone who competes in the games goes into strict training. They do it to get a crown that will not last; but we do it to get a crown that will last forever."
Where a hero's welcome will be waiting for me
Where the crowds will cheer when they see my face
And a voice keeps saying this is where I'm meant to be
I'll be there someday, I can go the distance
I will find my way if I can be strong
I know every mile will be worth my while
When I go the distance I'll be right where I belong
Down an unknown road to embrace my fate
Though that road may wander, it will lead me to you
And a thousand years would be worth the wait
It might take a lifetime, but somehow I'll see it through
And I won't look back, I can go the distance
And I'll stay on track, no, I won't accept defeat
It's an uphill slope, but I won't lose hope
Till I go the distance and my journey is complete
But to look beyond the glory is the hardest part
A hero's strength is measured by his heart
(then comes the face-melting, gut-busting guitar solo!! whooooo!!!)
Like a shooting star, I will go the distance
I will search the world, I will face its harms
I don't care how far, I can go the distance
Till I find my hero's welcome, waiting in your arms
I will search the world, I will face its harms
Till I find my hero's welcome, waiting in your arms...
inspirational lyrics from "Go The Distance" by Michael Bolton (OST- Disney's "Hercules")
for all those out there who need encouragement and motivation haha:)
but of course, we run the race to obtain a prize that will last..
1Corinthians 9:25 - "Everyone who competes in the games goes into strict training. They do it to get a crown that will not last; but we do it to get a crown that will last forever."
Monday, 23 July 2007
i'm back!
YES!! finally! the blog has come back! so prepare for a really long post! lol.. i haven't posted since 2 july see.. thats abt 3weeks now haha..
hmm.. first of all, i won't be applying for DSA anymore and will only be relying on my o-level score to get into JC (my aim is abt 10pts lol). so pls pray for me!!:) and liverpool have made some pretty good signings during the transfer window!! fernando torres! ryan babel! etc.. cool man:):) hopefully we can mount a serious bid for the title this season! can't wait for it to start!! 11aug- aston villa vs liverpool:) would have liked the opening game to have been at Anfield, but whatever, every game is important now anws! which reminds me, i haven't played football in abt.. 2weeks. wow!! thats super long!!! ahhhh!!! sian.. need to play soon:(..
watched "Transformers" on 5july.. was pretty good haha, better than i expected:) shall not elaborate.. lol..
had my POP (passing out parade) for NCC too.. :( will miss it.. kinda.. haha.. i'd like to thank all the brothers i made in NCC these past 4 yrs.. u guys really made it worthwhile haha:) and all the best to the part c's who will take over now. will also really miss my part b's.. giving u guys PT is an experience i will.. erm... cherish.. lol.. and the part a's too:) same goes for u guys.. i love NCC!
watched harry potter on friday the 13th too lol.. it really WAS unlucky bcos the movie was a real let-down in my opinion LOL.. the book is much more exciting compared to the show.. haiz.. the 7th and last book has come out too.. don't think i'll be reading that til my o's are over though. and i don't think i wanna elaborate on emma watson haha, u guys have probably heard enough lol;)..
also managed to complete my school's biathlon. although i struggled quite a bit at the swimming part haha.. what did ya expect from a guy who only swims once a year at church camp? lol.. at least i got a finisher's medal:) which was my aim from the start lah haha..
also had NAPFA 2.4km run the other day.. pretty bad by my standards even though its an A grade.. didn't even beat my last yr's timing:( how to beat dad's timing?? lol.. i'll get u someday... haha.
oh my class also went to the SPCA for our CIP thing lol! some of the guys really had fun playing with the dogs. i didn't do much except watch. not really a dog person haha. and we had to sell the SPCA merchandise in our school. not bad. made abt $500. i mean, what did ya expect? who's the chairman of the class?? lol.. okok, seriously, i slacked on this one.. let my little minions do the job haha!.. erm.. good job class comm! u guys did well!! heehee... ok.. next on the agenda!..
oh ya, Dodgeball is also a super funny show!!! haha.. "if u can dodge a wrench, u can dodge a ball!" LOL.
also gonna take a break from serving in the band til my o-levels are over.. i'm still left with worship leading this week and then next week guitar. then muz study liao! lol.. i really better buck up cos i haven't started on me revision yet:/ think it might be time to start worrying abit haha.. yes, pls pray for me ppl:)
whoops.. my dad just came in while i've been making this post.. so now he kinda knows abt this blog, i think haha! er... if u happen to visit.. hi dad!:) feel free to tag (thats the thing where u can post comments on the right-hand side of the blog.. u know, the rectangle thing) or u can talk to me at home too if u want haha. well, means i must be careful with what i say too haha.. not that i already aren't..
still dunno how to link ppl.. maybe have to ask my sis for help some other time..
oh yes, and thx joe:) cool song that is haha. we still have some marcopolo songs to write dude! hahaha. love u bro.. won't write what i have to say on the blog but u know how much i appreciate u eh? i mean, who else can i tell everyth to? like if i messed up big time or someth.. u rock man:)
oh! the PLH blog is up now too! haha. nice.. pity i can't link it yet.. and i see a certain "ryan..." left a tag eh? ;) real fast u are dude lol.
i got a new phone today too! pretty sweet. still needs some getting used to though. me parents also bought me the liverpool home jersey as an early birthday present! whoohoo!! haha:)
i think that'd be all for now.. stay tuned for the next post on this here blog u are viewing right now! might take a while cos i don't really use the computer very often. haha. ok..
peace dudes! and make sure u always look both ways before crossing the street:)
hmm.. first of all, i won't be applying for DSA anymore and will only be relying on my o-level score to get into JC (my aim is abt 10pts lol). so pls pray for me!!:) and liverpool have made some pretty good signings during the transfer window!! fernando torres! ryan babel! etc.. cool man:):) hopefully we can mount a serious bid for the title this season! can't wait for it to start!! 11aug- aston villa vs liverpool:) would have liked the opening game to have been at Anfield, but whatever, every game is important now anws! which reminds me, i haven't played football in abt.. 2weeks. wow!! thats super long!!! ahhhh!!! sian.. need to play soon:(..
watched "Transformers" on 5july.. was pretty good haha, better than i expected:) shall not elaborate.. lol..
had my POP (passing out parade) for NCC too.. :( will miss it.. kinda.. haha.. i'd like to thank all the brothers i made in NCC these past 4 yrs.. u guys really made it worthwhile haha:) and all the best to the part c's who will take over now. will also really miss my part b's.. giving u guys PT is an experience i will.. erm... cherish.. lol.. and the part a's too:) same goes for u guys.. i love NCC!
watched harry potter on friday the 13th too lol.. it really WAS unlucky bcos the movie was a real let-down in my opinion LOL.. the book is much more exciting compared to the show.. haiz.. the 7th and last book has come out too.. don't think i'll be reading that til my o's are over though. and i don't think i wanna elaborate on emma watson haha, u guys have probably heard enough lol;)..
also managed to complete my school's biathlon. although i struggled quite a bit at the swimming part haha.. what did ya expect from a guy who only swims once a year at church camp? lol.. at least i got a finisher's medal:) which was my aim from the start lah haha..
also had NAPFA 2.4km run the other day.. pretty bad by my standards even though its an A grade.. didn't even beat my last yr's timing:( how to beat dad's timing?? lol.. i'll get u someday... haha.
oh my class also went to the SPCA for our CIP thing lol! some of the guys really had fun playing with the dogs. i didn't do much except watch. not really a dog person haha. and we had to sell the SPCA merchandise in our school. not bad. made abt $500. i mean, what did ya expect? who's the chairman of the class?? lol.. okok, seriously, i slacked on this one.. let my little minions do the job haha!.. erm.. good job class comm! u guys did well!! heehee... ok.. next on the agenda!..
oh ya, Dodgeball is also a super funny show!!! haha.. "if u can dodge a wrench, u can dodge a ball!" LOL.
also gonna take a break from serving in the band til my o-levels are over.. i'm still left with worship leading this week and then next week guitar. then muz study liao! lol.. i really better buck up cos i haven't started on me revision yet:/ think it might be time to start worrying abit haha.. yes, pls pray for me ppl:)
whoops.. my dad just came in while i've been making this post.. so now he kinda knows abt this blog, i think haha! er... if u happen to visit.. hi dad!:) feel free to tag (thats the thing where u can post comments on the right-hand side of the blog.. u know, the rectangle thing) or u can talk to me at home too if u want haha. well, means i must be careful with what i say too haha.. not that i already aren't..
still dunno how to link ppl.. maybe have to ask my sis for help some other time..
oh yes, and thx joe:) cool song that is haha. we still have some marcopolo songs to write dude! hahaha. love u bro.. won't write what i have to say on the blog but u know how much i appreciate u eh? i mean, who else can i tell everyth to? like if i messed up big time or someth.. u rock man:)
oh! the PLH blog is up now too! haha. nice.. pity i can't link it yet.. and i see a certain "ryan..." left a tag eh? ;) real fast u are dude lol.
i got a new phone today too! pretty sweet. still needs some getting used to though. me parents also bought me the liverpool home jersey as an early birthday present! whoohoo!! haha:)
i think that'd be all for now.. stay tuned for the next post on this here blog u are viewing right now! might take a while cos i don't really use the computer very often. haha. ok..
peace dudes! and make sure u always look both ways before crossing the street:)
Monday, 2 July 2007
nuts
haha.. went to watch "transformers" just now with my family. but guess what! 30 minutes in, the sound suddenly disappeared! and they started playing the theme music of stuff like superman and pirates of the caribbean lol.. it was around the part where the main actor was gonna take the really really hot girl, who i think is the main actress, for a ride in his new car haha. what a waste!!! haiz.. lol..
so i just watched the movie play on without sound for awhile, then the sound came back on! but the movie ppl stopped it bcos "those ppl who have already left the cinema will feel unjustified" what??? sian.. anws the main actor is shia leboeuf.. last time acted in "even stevens" as lou stevens haha. real funny actor.
well, the cinema wasn't very good anws, so i wasn't really surprised when the sound went off haha. shall not specify what theatre..
anws, gonna try to watch it again i guess, looked real interesting haha.
peace mates!
so i just watched the movie play on without sound for awhile, then the sound came back on! but the movie ppl stopped it bcos "those ppl who have already left the cinema will feel unjustified" what??? sian.. anws the main actor is shia leboeuf.. last time acted in "even stevens" as lou stevens haha. real funny actor.
well, the cinema wasn't very good anws, so i wasn't really surprised when the sound went off haha. shall not specify what theatre..
anws, gonna try to watch it again i guess, looked real interesting haha.
peace mates!
Sunday, 1 July 2007
lol..
yesterday our school really DID set the record at the hiphopthon! LOL.. most no. of ppl dancing hiphop at one time hahahaha. and we actually did it at the first attempt! but kinda screwed up la, they couldnt see those ppl who were not doing it haha. then this local rock band "Peepshow" came to perform. was quite good i think. pity not many students were interested:( in the end, me, cheang, renyi and ryan were the closest ppl to the stage haha. then went to cheang's house and watched "School of Rock":) that show is really good man.. "now raise ur goblet of rock.. its a toast to those who rock!" LOL and cos we were inspired then jammed a little too haha.
anws today did sharing for all 3 services! cos youth sunday. so PLH also had our own song item. think my sharing at 9am was the best:) made them laugh as usual haha. 11am one was pretty dead haha. by that time i had already done 2 sharings so a bit tired.. 8am cos i wasnt fully prepared so not as good as 9am, but still nailed it i think. cos i actually thought i only had to do for 9am haha! so wasn't fully prepared for the others.
afterwards my DG grp went TCC for tea. the oreo milkshake is real good:) then went for lunch at subway. after that joe, shaun, e-sean, michelle, marie, tiffany and i wanted to go to a jamming studio but the studios all fully booked.. so in the end we walked all the way to bugis and just walk walk walk.. and only marie and michelle bought stuff. what a waste of time lol.
tmr is youth day holiday!!!:):) i think holidays are the best!! what would we do without them?... holidays.. we salute you!
anws today did sharing for all 3 services! cos youth sunday. so PLH also had our own song item. think my sharing at 9am was the best:) made them laugh as usual haha. 11am one was pretty dead haha. by that time i had already done 2 sharings so a bit tired.. 8am cos i wasnt fully prepared so not as good as 9am, but still nailed it i think. cos i actually thought i only had to do for 9am haha! so wasn't fully prepared for the others.
afterwards my DG grp went TCC for tea. the oreo milkshake is real good:) then went for lunch at subway. after that joe, shaun, e-sean, michelle, marie, tiffany and i wanted to go to a jamming studio but the studios all fully booked.. so in the end we walked all the way to bugis and just walk walk walk.. and only marie and michelle bought stuff. what a waste of time lol.
tmr is youth day holiday!!!:):) i think holidays are the best!! what would we do without them?... holidays.. we salute you!
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