hey all

to those of u who already know abt that story thing which i wrote, please note that from now on it will be posted on this blog and not the other one which i share with my friends.. i would like all to note that any resemblance with those characters and other real ones is most probably NOT a coincidence but that it is purely for the pleasure and enjoyment of all who appreciate my work. this story is meant to be a modification of various other real stories and sort of a spoof of the real work. though the plot IS original. i would also like to thank renyi for giving me ideas in class (mainly during physics lol) and so i have agreed that if this story sells i will give him 30% of me plunder (and maybe throw in a nice hat, a big one!) and CRYSIz for giving me good reviews and encouragements. may i present to u... "The Quest for the Eye of the Stone: they had nothing better to do, so they saved the world"!

Chapter 1
All was well in the Land of Wrok. Barney the Dinosaur looked on as the seagulls flew over his house made of chocolate, candy, biscuits, and every sweet thing your tastebuds could ever have had the pleasure of tasting. He took a sip of milo from his chocolate cup and a bite from his plate made of biscuit. This was the life, he told himself.
Suddenly, there was a knock on his candy door. "Hi Nutty!" Nutty the squirrel was chewing on his hazelnut doorknob. "Oh, hi Barney! Sorry, couldn't resist, mate!" Barney's doorknob was now reduced to the size of a peanut. "It's ok. What's the use of a house made of delicious tidbits if you don't eat them?"
After eating a chocolate chair and devouring the candy couch, Nutty told Barney all about the quest for the Eye of the Stone. A task so lame and boring that nobody has ever had the interest or attention span to complete. Barney was a dinosaur with an incredibly huge imagination, he knew his ABC's and 123's back to front, a dinosaur sensation. Naturally, he was able to listen to Nutty's explanation of the quest for the Eye of the Stone without even yawning once, and since Barney and Nutty were out of a job after having been fired from the Krusty Krab, (they could never have held their breath underwater long enough anyway) they had all the time in the world to go on any adventure that might last a week. "Let's do it!" Barney exclaimed with enthusiasm.

Chapter 2
The climb up Monotonous Mountain was a draggy one. "Are we there yet?" asked Porky the Pig. Barney and Nutty had assembled their very own team of adventurers to complete the quest for the Eye of the Stone. All who were up for any task that was made to lull a person's senses to a deep sleep since it was so boring and unexciting. All who were brave men (except for Cooty the Cow, she was a girl, i mean, a female cow, but cows are females anyway, so she was a cow, which also meant she was a girl) and all who had nothing better to do on that particular afternoon. There was also Tubby the tortoise (he was a distant cousin of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and he knew the ways of the Force) and Wally the Worm (he was just feeling bored and thought a little exercise might do his body good). "We've got a couple of thousand miles to go before we reach Deadman's Cave." replied Nutty. Deadman's Cave was the cave right at the peak of Monotonous Mountain where many men had died in, due to the tremendous boredom that came with climbing Monotonous Mountain and their brain cells had disfunctioned on the way up, which caused them to become too stupid to remember the way down, so unfortunately they had perished in the cave.
Fortunately for our group of friends, this only happened to people with brains.
Soon enough, they had reached Deadman's cave. It was empty, except for the bones of the many men who had died in it. Barney went to the back of the cave and saw a button. It was red. He decided to push the button. A teleporter opened on the cave wall. "We've found it!" exclaimed Nutty. "The Port of Dickson!"
Meanwhile, in his secret liar, the Land of Wrok's most evil, scheming, meanest villian was hatching yet another plan to take over the world. Doctor Doggy Doomlittle sat in his kennel and chewed on a rubber toy bone. "This will be my greatest plan to take over the world yet! And nothing can stop it except the Eye of the Stone!" An evil emo laughter filled the secret liar. The fat dog was indeed a happy one...

Chapter 3
"Who would have thought the Port of Dickson would transport us to Hopswatch, the land of hip-hop and watches?" asked Tubby. "Whoever he is, he definetely needs to rethink his career choice." drawled Wally. "Looks like our next step is to find Herby Putter to ask him for the map which will lead us to Eyesland, where the Eye of the Stone was last seen a hundred years ago."
Herby Putter was playing golf on the Hopswatch golf course. His forehead showed a mark which had been left on him while he was a baby, by Doctor Doomlittle. It was round, and the shape of a golfball. "13 years ago, Doctor Doomlittle had been an exciting prospect for the game of golf, but he had shot a ball that hit a baby by the name of Herby Putter in the head, and was banned from the game forever... His longtime rival, Tiger Woods is now the world no.1, and for that reason he has become the evil villian we all know today." explained Nutty to the others.
After much debate and discussion, Herby Putter agreed to hand over the map to Eyesland to the six explorers. They compromised that they would buy him a new Rolex watch and a hip-hop CD in exchange for the map as Herby had lost all his money when he made a bad putt and lost the Hopswatch Golf Tournament, which he had bet all his money on for himself to win.
After choosing which Rolex watch would look cool on Herby while he was dancing to his new hip-hop CD, our six heroes were on their way to Eyesland!

to be continued...