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decided to write my story anyways.. saturday nights are becoming increasingly boring due to lack of premiership action.. one of my many mottos is "saturday night is football night" so its a gd thing the EPL season starts in exactly 2 weeks:)
and i see that chris left a tag! in case you don't know, chris chee is my best friend from primary school (along with charles, gang yi, gareth, etc... etc...) and was my partner in pri6:) had lots of fun together, right, pal? haha. yup, anws, the story contines here...

Chapter 7

“I like to move it, move it! You like to move it, move it! I like to move it, move it! We like to… MOVE IT!”
Our heroes had found themselves in the rainforests of Mathagascar. Behind the cover of the trees, they watched quietly as the lemurs held their nightly festival of songs and dance.
“These singing dancing monkey things are starting to freak me out… just a little bit.” Evidently, Tubby did not like the singing dancing lemurs of Mathagascar. I mean, wouldn’t it freak you out too to see a bunch of furry creatures singing and dancing to the tune of “I like to move it”?
Barney and Friends were in Mathagascar in the hope finding the world’s most fearsome fighting team, heroes in a half shell and they were green. When the evil Shredder attacked, those turtle boys did not cut him any slack… The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles! They decided to go out to meet the lemurs.
“Hey, does anyone of you know where we can find the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?” asked Barney.
The lemurs gasped in disbelief at the sudden arrival of the five big behemoths (a purple dinosaur, a squirrel, a turtle, a cow and a pig) which had just interrupted their festival of songs and dance.
“You wish to see the New York Giants?” the King of the lemurs asked.
“Yes, take me to your leader.” Barney replied.
“Right this way… All hail the New York Giants!”

Chapter 8

“Cowabunga, dudes! It’s pizza time!”
“Aw, Mikey! Not pizza again! That’s the seventh time this week!”
“Cut him some slack, Raph. At least it’s pepperoni today.”
“May I remind you, Leo, we’ve had pepperoni three times in the last five days!”
“Well, Donny, at least it’s better than that gummy bear thing he gave us yesterday.”
“Patience! My sons, be thankful for what we have, for on this low-class island, it is hard to find a decent meal, save the sticks and stones found on the forest floors and the occasional fried singing dancing lemur with mud.”
“Yes, Master Splinter…”
The turtles and Master Splinter were in the sewers of Mathagascar (they had dug an underground home for themselves in the rainforests), and it was pizza time…
Suddenly, a knock came on the door and the King of the Lemurs stood in front of them.
“My lords, there are some people who want to see you.”
“Visitors? Alright, let them in.”…

“A prophecy? About me?” Barney could not believe his ears.
“Yes, you are Barney the purple dinosaur, are you not?”
Master Splinter was telling our heroes about the prophecy made long ago…
“Barney, you're a boy, make a big noise, playing in the street, gonna be a big man some day. You got mud on your face, you big disgrace, kicking your can all over the place. He will, he will rock you. He will, he will rock you. Barney, you're a young man, hard man, shouting in the street, gonna take on the world some day. You got blood on your face, you big disgrace, waving your banner all over the place. He will, he will rock you. Sing it. He will, he will rock you.”
“So, I’m the chosen one? I have to save the world and become a big hero?”
“I didn’t say that, but that sounds like a great plan anyways!”
Barney had not thought that when he left his tidbit house that day he would be embarking on a life-threatening journey that would threaten his life. But the prophecy clearly stated that he was ‘gonna take on the world some day’.
Master Splinter had more to say, “Is this more than you bargained for yet? I've been dying to tell you anything you want to hear, cause that's just who I am this week. Lie in the grass, next to the mausoleum, I'm just a notch in your bedpost, but you're just a line in a song. Drop a heart, break a name, we're always sleeping in, and sleeping for the wrong team. We're going down, down in an earlier round and Sugar, we're going down swinging. I'll be your number one with a bullet, a loaded gun complex, cock it and pull it. We're going down, down in an earlier round and Sugar, we're going down swinging. I'll be your number one with a bullet, a loaded gun complex, cock it and pull it.”
It looked like Master Splinter was an avid Fall Out Boy fan. And you thought those lemurs freaked you out…

Chapter 9

Meanwhile, Doctor Doomlittle was carrying out the second part of his ingenious plan.
“I will assemble a team of clones and get together some of the world’s greatest villains to help me take over the world! Now that I have the Shredder on my side too, we will be a hard team to beat!”
“Doctor Doomlittle, it is my pleasure to wreck havoc on all those who do not expect it. You see, I like to take cheap shots and get away with them.”
“Good, Shredder, good! That’s the kind of attitude I like to see in my team of evil villains!”
Evil laughter filled the cave.

“Master, I wish to go along to help in the quest for the Eye of the Stone!”
“Hold up, Leo, if you’re going, we’re all going!” Donatello interrupted.
“But wait, if all of you go, who’s going to look after me? I’m just an old rat now and I need someone to give me a daily foot massage.”
“I think I’m gonna barf…” Michelangelo whispered.
“But, Master, this is our destiny! This is the reason that radioactive substance fell on us and turned us into freaks! If we stay here we have nothing to do all day except listen to those crazy singing and dancing monkey-wannabes! Please let us go!” Leonardo pleaded.
Master Splinter thought long and hard…

“Master Splinter! Wake up!”
He had fallen asleep while thinking long and hard. (That kind of happens when you get old)
“So can we go? Or are we gonna sit around here all day while you catch your ugly sleep?” Raphael was cool but rude and Michelangelo was a party dude.
“Ok, ok… you boys can go. But remember… well, when you go, don’t ever think I’ll make you try to stay, and maybe when you get back, I’ll be off to find another way. And after all this time that you still owe, you’re still a good-for-nothing I don’t know. So take your gloves and get out, better get out, while you can. But when you go, would you even turn to say, ‘I don’t love you, like I did yesterday.”
Evidently, Master Splinter was an avid My Chemical Romance fan too. Apparently, he liked listening to emo rock bands. That’s pretty weird for a rat his age don’t you think? And how do they listen to all that music on the deserted island of Mathagascar anyways? And weren’t the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles from New York? How did they end up in Mathagascar? All those questions, and more, will not be answered. After all, as the saying goes, that’s another story…

to be continued...